You Forgot a Letter

Source: The Improper
Story title: Tiger Woods to Speak; Here’s How He Can End Scandal
Link: http://www.theimproper.com/?p=4225

Sometimes I wonder if some of these are really an accident at all. A story about Tiger Woods, in an online rag called The Improper, with a line about Woods’ pubic esteem. I mean really, it’s just too perfect.

Source: Forbes
Story title: Greece And The E.U.’s Missing Teeth
Link: http://blogs.forbes.com/davos/2010/02/16/echoes-from-davos-greece-and-the-e-u-s-teeth/

Paul Maidment is Editor, you guys.

Source: KYPost
Story title: Many Roads Still Snow Packed
Link: http://www.kypost.com/content/wcposhared/story/Many-Roads-Still-Snow-Packed/fEAb36W08UWagDMu-Hybtg.cspx

Great quote a couple paragraphs down… “You just gotta take your time.” Good advice regarding any kind of pubic works.

Source: The Lantern
Story title: Palin uses media to keep fresh for 2012 election
Link: http://www.thelantern.com/opinion/palin-uses-media-to-keep-fresh-for-2012-election-1.1128925

Sarah Palin, “keeping fresh,” “pubic scrutiny.” Ew. Ew. Ew.

Source: Honda web ad
Spotted by: Flickr user BlueAlgae
Link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/bluealgae/259847133/

You would think that with only eleven words, writing copy for internet ads would be a pretty hard task to screw up. You would of course be wrong. You are always wrong. How does it feel to be so wrong all the time.

Source: Orillia Packet & Times
Story title: Pubic confusion reined during flu pandemic
Link: http://www.orilliapacket.com/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=2446894

Pubic reins? Those kinky Canadians.

rein: v. to control or direct with or as if with reins
reign: v. to be predominant or prevalent

Source: SeattlePI.com
Story title: Can McGinn recover from early miscues?
Link: http://www.seattlepi.com/connelly/415318_joel12.html

Apparently people in Seattle just aren’t that interested in giving pubic input to the police. Seems like the police should probably have more important things to do anyway than concerning themselves with what’s going on in people’s bedrooms.

Note that the author Joel Connelly also writes for a blog called “Strange Bedfellows.” So I suppose you can’t blame him for having his mind… somewhere else.

Source: Newswire
Story title: Artist Elio Lopez Unveils Seventh Public Work to Inspire Diversity and Acceptance
Link: http://www.newswiretoday.com/news/64778/

I’m pretty sure most people are not going to be inspired to acceptance of exposing children to that particular kind of art. Pretty sure that’s the kind of thing that gets you sent to prison.

Source: MyFoxNY
Story title: NYC School Closures
Link: http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/local_news/nyc/new-york-city-schools-closed-wednesday-100209

Apparently education in New York is somewhat different than where I come from. I can’t help but wonder what kind of “after-school activities” their pubic schools offer. Yikes.

Source: PRWeb
Story title: Clueless In Chicago
Link: http://www.prweb.com/releases/2010/02/prweb3574724.htm

You can demand brain monitors all you want, but what I think you should probably be looking for is a proofreader. Just sayin’.