Fire! Fire! Fire!!!
Source: Foster’s Daily Democrat
Story title: ‘Words of Fire’ March 4 at Portsmouth Pubic Library
Link: http://www.fosters.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100303/GJENTERTAINMENT_01/100309873/-1/fosnews
That does sound entertaining… As long as the fire is on somebody else’s pubic, that is.