You Forgot a Letter

Source: The Royal Gazette
Story title: The 2010 Budget Statement in full
Link: http://www.royalgazette.com/rg/Article/article.jsp?articleId=7da2daf30030025&sectionId=60

I think “ecotourism” may mean something different in Bermuda than what I’m used to.

Source: Times Online (UK)
Story title: Joe Biden: ‘it’s easy being Vice President, you don’t have to do anything’
Link: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article7043105.ece

I think that the British may be confusing our presidents and vice presidents. We had one a couple decades ago that got into some trouble for opening his mouth in pubic, but I don’t think anyone wants to imagine Biden in a similar circumstance. Ew.

Source: CNBC
Story title: Greece, Germany Argue About WWII Reparations
Link: http://www.cnbc.com/id/35580486

Greece has some funky kinda protests, it would seem.

Source: Minneapolis Star Tribune
Story title: Washington bikini barista charged with exposure wearing only a thong and X-shaped pasties
Link: http://www.startribune.com/nation/85230307.html?elr=KArks:DCiUBcy7hUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUU

Unlawful pub—hey, wait a minute… That one actually kinda makes a little sense. Almost.

Source: Charleston Daily Mail (via the Washington Post)
Story title: Rare Superman comic sells for a record $1 million
Link: http://www.dailymail.com/Entertainment/201002230638

Wait, shielded from the pubic? I don’t follow. I could maybe see how their respective pubics should be shielded from a swift kick by a big bad bully, but whose pubic are they being shielded from? Never mind, scratch that. I don’t want to know.

Source: The Huffington Post
Story title: Creating Engaged Public Research Universities
Link: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dr-rick-cherwitz/creating-engaged-public-r_b_472070.html

I’d take that a step further. If you’re going to go to an elite pubic university, you should not just be engaged, you should be married.

Source: NewsWire
Story title: Newswire The Future of Pubic Relations in an SEO Internet World
Link: http://www.newswire.net/newsroom/index.php/permalink/68852.html

Pro tip: When you’re publishing a piece that includes the claim that “we get your content noticed by the right people for the right reasons,” try not to include an embarrassing typo in your headline.

Source: Yemen Post
Story title: Separatists Kill, Injure Officials, Soldiers in South Yemen Ambush
Link: http://yemenpost.net/Detail123456789.aspx?ID=3&SubID=1891&MainCat=3

If we let the terrorists disturb our pubic security, then they have already won.

Source: NJ.com
Story title: Notre Dame boys place 2nd, girls come 9th at Non-Pubic A championship
Link: http://highschoolsports.nj.com/news/article/-910962931011619989/notre-dame-boys-place-2nd-girls-come-9th-at-non-pubic-a-championship-high-school-boys-indoor-track-news/

Seems strange that they feel the need to clarify that.

Source: SeattlePI.com
Story title: Montana-B.C. agree: No ripping up the flathead
Link: http://blog.seattlepi.com/seattlepolitics/archives/195016.asp

A hearty congratulations goes out to our very first repeat winner: Joel Connelly of the SeattlePI.com! Joel’s first appearance on You Forgot a Letter was a mere one week ago: Seattle’s Joel Connelly Not Fond of Mayor’s Prying Ways.

Keep that subconscious in the gutter, Joel!