Archive for March, 2010
Better keep a close eye on that Facebook
Source: NYDailyNews
Story title: Facebook blamed for rising STD rates in Britain: report
Link: http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/health/2010/03/25/2010-03-25_facebook_blamed_for_rising_std_rates_in_britain_report.html
Wait, in this case, I’m not actually certain if they did forget a letter. I mean, the director of pubic health would be the guy you would go to for a comment on rising STDs, right?
I for one am glad they’re keeping that to themselves.
Source: Politics Daily
Story title: Obama-Netanyahu Meeting: No Comment, No Photos, No News
Link: http://www.politicsdaily.com/2010/03/24/obama-netanyahu-meeting-no-comment-no-photos-no-news/
Given the choice, I would personally prefer that they not release any photos or comments about such intimate moments between world leaders. Ick.
The Least Humiliating Way
Source: Today.Az
Story title: Georgian MPs are ready test their hair for drugs
Link: http://www.today.az/news/georgia/64645.html
It is important that periodic and selective tests be conducted to satisfy the pubic interest in the least humiliating way possible.
Pubic Transformations in Ireland
Source: Finfacts Ireland
Story title: IBEC calls for reforms to transform Irish pubic service; What about its own credibility?
Link: http://www.finfacts.ie/irishfinancenews/article_1019290.shtml
You can tell from the expressions on their faces that these gentlemen are serious about reforming pubic credibility.
We’re going to keep pushing it.
Source: The Times-Picayune
Story title: Hurricane Katrina recovery efforts of some religious groups winding down
Link: http://www.nola.com/religion/index.ssf/2010/03/two_religious_denominations_closing_hurricane_katrina_chapters.html
Pubic dollars… are those like, dollars that have been stuffed down the panties of a stripper?
And what is this Catholic Charity going to do with these pubic dollars?
We’re going to keep pushing it… although it’ll be hard.
Well all righty then.
Sounds like bird flu is worse than we thought.
Source: Sai Gon Giai Phong
Story title: Research shows bird flu could become more deadly
Link: http://www.saigon-gpdaily.com.vn/Health/2010/3/80403/
It’s important to keep your pubic region as well-informed as possible regarding any and all possible diseases, that’s for sure.
That’s a lot of pubic revenue.
Source: Reuters
Story title: PRESS DIGEST – Bulgaria – March 19
Link: http://www.reuters.com/article/idINLDE62H0BH20100319
That’s around $416 million USD less revenue from the nether-regions. Yowza.
Closing Prisons for Pubic Safety
Source: Macon County News
Story title: Senator John Snow addresses state budget
Link: http://www.maconnews.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=6510&Itemid=34
Prisons in North Carolina must be operated under a different paradigm than I am used to.
Britney Spears. In pubic. At McDonalds. Ew, ew, and ew.
Source: In Entertainment
Story title: Britney Spears Ends Relationship With Her Boyfriend Jason Trawick
Link: http://www.inentertainment.co.uk/20100317/britney-spears-ends-relationship-with-her-boyfriend-jason-trawick/
Seriously. Ew. News about Britney Spears’ pubic life is so last decade, you guys.
Maybe you should save that for AFTER marriage.
Source: WDEF News 12
Story title: Very Pubic Marriage Proposal
Link: Google cache
I guess some girls are into that sort of thing?