You Forgot a Letter

Source: SeattlePI.com
Story title: Can McGinn recover from early miscues?
Link: http://www.seattlepi.com/connelly/415318_joel12.html

Apparently people in Seattle just aren’t that interested in giving pubic input to the police. Seems like the police should probably have more important things to do anyway than concerning themselves with what’s going on in people’s bedrooms.

Note that the author Joel Connelly also writes for a blog called “Strange Bedfellows.” So I suppose you can’t blame him for having his mind… somewhere else.

Source: Newswire
Story title: Artist Elio Lopez Unveils Seventh Public Work to Inspire Diversity and Acceptance
Link: http://www.newswiretoday.com/news/64778/

I’m pretty sure most people are not going to be inspired to acceptance of exposing children to that particular kind of art. Pretty sure that’s the kind of thing that gets you sent to prison.

Source: MyFoxNY
Story title: NYC School Closures
Link: http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/local_news/nyc/new-york-city-schools-closed-wednesday-100209

Apparently education in New York is somewhat different than where I come from. I can’t help but wonder what kind of “after-school activities” their pubic schools offer. Yikes.

Source: PRWeb
Story title: Clueless In Chicago
Link: http://www.prweb.com/releases/2010/02/prweb3574724.htm

You can demand brain monitors all you want, but what I think you should probably be looking for is a proofreader. Just sayin’.

Source: The Detroit News
Story title: Baseball: Covering the Bases
Link: http://apps.detnews.com/apps/blogs/tonypaulblog/index.php?blogid=487

Those crazy tablods, always digging up all the dirt on everybody’s pubic affairs. In case your wondering, journalism is serious business.

Source: The Wall Street Journal
Story title: Texas Duels Over Guns
Link: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB20001424052748704197104575051181299172168.html

I’m not personally a big fan of admitting guns to my pubic establishment, but hey, if that’s what turns some people on, why should it be the government’s business to stand in their way?

Item: 1997 Snickers Commercial
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmgice3ieZ4

Definitely a classic. Don’t care about the game today, but I’ll be checking out the commercials online tomorrow for sure.

Source: Associated Press
Story title: 16-Year-Old Girl Starts Solo Sail Around Globe
Link: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=122915755

Not sure if it’s a good sign or a bad sign when your ’round-the-globe voyage is seen off by a bunch of malevolent supernatural beings.

Source: Associated Press
Story title: Shuttle aims for pre-dawn launch as clouds move in
Link: http://www.ajc.com/news/nation-world/shuttle-aims-for-pre-292902.html

Seems a little redundant, since most every affair tends to be focused on the pubic region.

Source: an angry lady
Story title: First Look: Health care opponents protest in Raleigh
Link: http://blogs.newsobserver.com/multi/first-look-health-care-opponents-protest-in-raleigh
(freeze-frame grabbed from video via http://www.huffingtonpost.com/)

At least she didn’t put her signature on the sign. (Note the sign on the right: “IF YOU DIDN’T READ IT, DON’T SIGN IT!!!”)