You Forgot a Letter

Source: Foster’s Daily Democrat
Story title: ‘Words of Fire’ March 4 at Portsmouth Pubic Library
Link: http://www.fosters.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100303/GJENTERTAINMENT_01/100309873/-1/fosnews

That does sound entertaining… As long as the fire is on somebody else’s pubic, that is.

Source: The Oregonian
Story title: Arbitrator’s ruling threatens to unravel reforms to Portland’s unique pubic safety disability fund
Link: http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/03/arbitrators_ruling_threatens_t.html
(also: http://twitter.com/oregonian/status/9906991546)

Most municipalities leave pubic safety up the the individual, but Portland goes above and beyond.

Source: Murfreesboro Post
Story title: ‘Boro Parks and Rec to hold pubic hearings
Link: http://www.murfreesboropost.com/boro-parks-and-rec-to-hold-pubic-hearings-cms-22179

Let’s just leave it at that. I don’t really want to know more.

Source: CNET Crave
Story title: Japan’s ZMP to sell golf cart-size robot car
Link: http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-10461002-1.html

I kinda wonder what goes on in Japanese hospitals such that they are considered “pubic facilities.”

Source: The Royal Gazette
Story title: The 2010 Budget Statement in full
Link: http://www.royalgazette.com/rg/Article/article.jsp?articleId=7da2daf30030025&sectionId=60

I think “ecotourism” may mean something different in Bermuda than what I’m used to.

Source: Times Online (UK)
Story title: Joe Biden: ‘it’s easy being Vice President, you don’t have to do anything’
Link: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article7043105.ece

I think that the British may be confusing our presidents and vice presidents. We had one a couple decades ago that got into some trouble for opening his mouth in pubic, but I don’t think anyone wants to imagine Biden in a similar circumstance. Ew.

Source: CNBC
Story title: Greece, Germany Argue About WWII Reparations
Link: http://www.cnbc.com/id/35580486

Greece has some funky kinda protests, it would seem.

Source: Minneapolis Star Tribune
Story title: Washington bikini barista charged with exposure wearing only a thong and X-shaped pasties
Link: http://www.startribune.com/nation/85230307.html?elr=KArks:DCiUBcy7hUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUU

Unlawful pub—hey, wait a minute… That one actually kinda makes a little sense. Almost.

Source: Charleston Daily Mail (via the Washington Post)
Story title: Rare Superman comic sells for a record $1 million
Link: http://www.dailymail.com/Entertainment/201002230638

Wait, shielded from the pubic? I don’t follow. I could maybe see how their respective pubics should be shielded from a swift kick by a big bad bully, but whose pubic are they being shielded from? Never mind, scratch that. I don’t want to know.

Source: The Huffington Post
Story title: Creating Engaged Public Research Universities
Link: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dr-rick-cherwitz/creating-engaged-public-r_b_472070.html

I’d take that a step further. If you’re going to go to an elite pubic university, you should not just be engaged, you should be married.