Archive for the ‘headline’ tag
Pubic Transformations in Ireland
Source: Finfacts Ireland
Story title: IBEC calls for reforms to transform Irish pubic service; What about its own credibility?
Link: http://www.finfacts.ie/irishfinancenews/article_1019290.shtml
You can tell from the expressions on their faces that these gentlemen are serious about reforming pubic credibility.
Maybe you should save that for AFTER marriage.
Source: WDEF News 12
Story title: Very Pubic Marriage Proposal
Link: Google cache
I guess some girls are into that sort of thing?
More Strange New Jersey Sports
Source: Asbury Park Press
Story title: CBA falls to Gloucester Catholic in Non-Pubic ice hockey semifinal
Link: http://www.app.com/article/20100309/SPORTS0123/3090368/CBA-falls-to-Gloucester-Catholic-in-Non-Pubic-ice-hockey-semifinal
Seriously, what the heck is the deal with New Jersey sports? First it was non-pubic track and field, and now it’s non-pubic ice hockey. I shudder to think what the pubic versions of those sports look like.
So THAT’S What PR Stands For!
Source: PRWeb
Story title: “PR at a Crossroads”: PR Executive and Author to Discuss Pubic Relations’ Expanding Role in Social Media, Marketing and Branding
Link: http://www.prweb.com/releases/2010/03/prweb3695984.htm
PRWeb. Huh. Who knew there was an entire website dedicated solely to pubic relations?
Fire! Fire! Fire!!!
Source: Foster’s Daily Democrat
Story title: ‘Words of Fire’ March 4 at Portsmouth Pubic Library
Link: http://www.fosters.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100303/GJENTERTAINMENT_01/100309873/-1/fosnews
That does sound entertaining… As long as the fire is on somebody else’s pubic, that is.
Oh it’s unique, all right.
Source: The Oregonian
Story title: Arbitrator’s ruling threatens to unravel reforms to Portland’s unique pubic safety disability fund
Link: http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/03/arbitrators_ruling_threatens_t.html
(also: http://twitter.com/oregonian/status/9906991546)
Most municipalities leave pubic safety up the the individual, but Portland goes above and beyond.
Those Crazy Murfreesboroians
Source: Murfreesboro Post
Story title: ‘Boro Parks and Rec to hold pubic hearings
Link: http://www.murfreesboropost.com/boro-parks-and-rec-to-hold-pubic-hearings-cms-22179
Let’s just leave it at that. I don’t really want to know more.
Let’s try to focus on the present for a bit.
Source: NewsWire
Story title: Newswire The Future of Pubic Relations in an SEO Internet World
Link: http://www.newswire.net/newsroom/index.php/permalink/68852.html
Pro tip: When you’re publishing a piece that includes the claim that “we get your content noticed by the right people for the right reasons,” try not to include an embarrassing typo in your headline.
Wait, which kind of championship?
Source: NJ.com
Story title: Notre Dame boys place 2nd, girls come 9th at Non-Pubic A championship
Link: http://highschoolsports.nj.com/news/article/-910962931011619989/notre-dame-boys-place-2nd-girls-come-9th-at-non-pubic-a-championship-high-school-boys-indoor-track-news/
Seems strange that they feel the need to clarify that.
Rein in that pubic confusion
Source: Orillia Packet & Times
Story title: Pubic confusion reined during flu pandemic
Link: http://www.orilliapacket.com/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=2446894
Pubic reins? Those kinky Canadians.
rein: v. to control or direct with or as if with reins
reign: v. to be predominant or prevalent