You Forgot a Letter

Source: NewsWire
Story title: Newswire The Future of Pubic Relations in an SEO Internet World
Link: http://www.newswire.net/newsroom/index.php/permalink/68852.html

Pro tip: When you’re publishing a piece that includes the claim that “we get your content noticed by the right people for the right reasons,” try not to include an embarrassing typo in your headline.

Source: Yemen Post
Story title: Separatists Kill, Injure Officials, Soldiers in South Yemen Ambush
Link: http://yemenpost.net/Detail123456789.aspx?ID=3&SubID=1891&MainCat=3

If we let the terrorists disturb our pubic security, then they have already won.

Source: NJ.com
Story title: Notre Dame boys place 2nd, girls come 9th at Non-Pubic A championship
Link: http://highschoolsports.nj.com/news/article/-910962931011619989/notre-dame-boys-place-2nd-girls-come-9th-at-non-pubic-a-championship-high-school-boys-indoor-track-news/

Seems strange that they feel the need to clarify that.

Source: SeattlePI.com
Story title: Montana-B.C. agree: No ripping up the flathead
Link: http://blog.seattlepi.com/seattlepolitics/archives/195016.asp

A hearty congratulations goes out to our very first repeat winner: Joel Connelly of the SeattlePI.com! Joel’s first appearance on You Forgot a Letter was a mere one week ago: Seattle’s Joel Connelly Not Fond of Mayor’s Prying Ways.

Keep that subconscious in the gutter, Joel!

Source: The Improper
Story title: Tiger Woods to Speak; Here’s How He Can End Scandal
Link: http://www.theimproper.com/?p=4225

Sometimes I wonder if some of these are really an accident at all. A story about Tiger Woods, in an online rag called The Improper, with a line about Woods’ pubic esteem. I mean really, it’s just too perfect.

Source: Forbes
Story title: Greece And The E.U.’s Missing Teeth
Link: http://blogs.forbes.com/davos/2010/02/16/echoes-from-davos-greece-and-the-e-u-s-teeth/

Paul Maidment is Editor, you guys.

Source: KYPost
Story title: Many Roads Still Snow Packed
Link: http://www.kypost.com/content/wcposhared/story/Many-Roads-Still-Snow-Packed/fEAb36W08UWagDMu-Hybtg.cspx

Great quote a couple paragraphs down… “You just gotta take your time.” Good advice regarding any kind of pubic works.

Source: The Lantern
Story title: Palin uses media to keep fresh for 2012 election
Link: http://www.thelantern.com/opinion/palin-uses-media-to-keep-fresh-for-2012-election-1.1128925

Sarah Palin, “keeping fresh,” “pubic scrutiny.” Ew. Ew. Ew.

Source: Honda web ad
Spotted by: Flickr user BlueAlgae
Link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/bluealgae/259847133/

You would think that with only eleven words, writing copy for internet ads would be a pretty hard task to screw up. You would of course be wrong. You are always wrong. How does it feel to be so wrong all the time.

Source: Orillia Packet & Times
Story title: Pubic confusion reined during flu pandemic
Link: http://www.orilliapacket.com/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=2446894

Pubic reins? Those kinky Canadians.

rein: v. to control or direct with or as if with reins
reign: v. to be predominant or prevalent