You Forgot a Letter

Source: The Detroit News
Story title: Baseball: Covering the Bases
Link: http://apps.detnews.com/apps/blogs/tonypaulblog/index.php?blogid=487

Those crazy tablods, always digging up all the dirt on everybody’s pubic affairs. In case your wondering, journalism is serious business.

Source: The Wall Street Journal
Story title: Texas Duels Over Guns
Link: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB20001424052748704197104575051181299172168.html

I’m not personally a big fan of admitting guns to my pubic establishment, but hey, if that’s what turns some people on, why should it be the government’s business to stand in their way?

Source: Associated Press
Story title: 16-Year-Old Girl Starts Solo Sail Around Globe
Link: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=122915755

Not sure if it’s a good sign or a bad sign when your ’round-the-globe voyage is seen off by a bunch of malevolent supernatural beings.

Source: Associated Press
Story title: Shuttle aims for pre-dawn launch as clouds move in
Link: http://www.ajc.com/news/nation-world/shuttle-aims-for-pre-292902.html

Seems a little redundant, since most every affair tends to be focused on the pubic region.

Source: Baltimore Business Journal
Story title: Rosewood site faces big cleanup before Stevenson can expand
Link: http://baltimore.bizjournals.com/baltimore/stories/2010/02/08/story2.html

You would think that if you’re trying to entice readers to subscribe to your paid online publication, you would spend a little time proofreading the teaser paragraphs.

Source: University of New Mexico
Story title: Lecture by Dean of Anderson School on "The Dark Side of Business"
Link: http://www.unm.edu/~market/cgi-bin/archives/004749.html

I think we can all agree that the banking sector deserves some sort of punishment for getting us into this crazy economic mess we’re in, but I’m a little worried that this Dean of Anderson fellow may be taking things a little too far.

Source: CNN Money
Story title: Prius brakes: Toyota knew, didn’t tell you
Link: http://money.cnn.com/2010/02/04/autos/prius_timeline/

I think CNN Money knows something about the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration that the rest of us don’t. Apparently they take a very personal view of traffic safety?

Also note the related story at the bottom: Feds probing Prius brakes. Yikes!

Source: KEYC Fox 12 Mankato
Story title: Man Allegedly Exposes Himself At Mankato Pubic Library
Link: http://www.keyc.com/node/32378

Sounds like entrapment to me. I mean, what do they expect people to do in a pubic library?

Source: Politics.hu
Story title: Hungary ratifies treaty ensuring pubic access to official documents
Link: http://www.politics.hu/20100111/hungary-ratifies-treaty-ensuring-pubic-access-to-official-documents

But what’s to stop the officials from making all their documents unofficial, thus keeping them from the document-hungry pubic?

Source: Argus Leader
Story title: Lutherans huddle on sexuality issue
Link: http://www.argusleader.com/article/20100111/NEWS/1110316/1001

I guess sexuality would be a pretty important topic for a pubic ministry.