Archive for the ‘News’ Category
Pubic Transformations in Ireland
Source: Finfacts Ireland
Story title: IBEC calls for reforms to transform Irish pubic service; What about its own credibility?
Link: http://www.finfacts.ie/irishfinancenews/article_1019290.shtml
You can tell from the expressions on their faces that these gentlemen are serious about reforming pubic credibility.
We’re going to keep pushing it.
Source: The Times-Picayune
Story title: Hurricane Katrina recovery efforts of some religious groups winding down
Link: http://www.nola.com/religion/index.ssf/2010/03/two_religious_denominations_closing_hurricane_katrina_chapters.html
Pubic dollars… are those like, dollars that have been stuffed down the panties of a stripper?
And what is this Catholic Charity going to do with these pubic dollars?
We’re going to keep pushing it… although it’ll be hard.
Well all righty then.
Sounds like bird flu is worse than we thought.
Source: Sai Gon Giai Phong
Story title: Research shows bird flu could become more deadly
Link: http://www.saigon-gpdaily.com.vn/Health/2010/3/80403/
It’s important to keep your pubic region as well-informed as possible regarding any and all possible diseases, that’s for sure.
That’s a lot of pubic revenue.
Source: Reuters
Story title: PRESS DIGEST – Bulgaria – March 19
Link: http://www.reuters.com/article/idINLDE62H0BH20100319
That’s around $416 million USD less revenue from the nether-regions. Yowza.
Closing Prisons for Pubic Safety
Source: Macon County News
Story title: Senator John Snow addresses state budget
Link: http://www.maconnews.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=6510&Itemid=34
Prisons in North Carolina must be operated under a different paradigm than I am used to.
Britney Spears. In pubic. At McDonalds. Ew, ew, and ew.
Source: In Entertainment
Story title: Britney Spears Ends Relationship With Her Boyfriend Jason Trawick
Link: http://www.inentertainment.co.uk/20100317/britney-spears-ends-relationship-with-her-boyfriend-jason-trawick/
Seriously. Ew. News about Britney Spears’ pubic life is so last decade, you guys.
Maybe you should save that for AFTER marriage.
Source: WDEF News 12
Story title: Very Pubic Marriage Proposal
Link: Google cache
I guess some girls are into that sort of thing?
Wild Bedroom Romps Down Under
Source: Northern Star
Story title: Input into price of medical care
Link: http://www.northernstar.com.au/story/2010/03/16/regional-areas-need-input-into-pricing-medical-pro/
You can’t help but wonder what kind of crazy stuff goes on in the bedroom of your average Australian when they’re dedicating entire hospitals to pubic care. Yow.
An Interesting Take on Animal Cruelty
Source: Scoop
Story title: Investigation of Pa. Animal Cruelty
Link: http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/HL1003/S00177.htm
Animal cruelty must have been really messed up in 1860. Ick.
Only 30 Days. No Longer.
Source: Standard Speaker
Story title: DEP OKs debris for city site
Link: http://standardspeaker.com/news/dep-oks-debris-for-city-site-1.676041
Personally I’d restrict pubic comments to something shorter than that. 30 days would be a lot more than I could handle.