Unlawful Exposure
Source: Minneapolis Star Tribune
Story title: Washington bikini barista charged with exposure wearing only a thong and X-shaped pasties
Link: http://www.startribune.com/nation/85230307.html?elr=KArks:DCiUBcy7hUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUU
Unlawful pub—hey, wait a minute… That one actually kinda makes a little sense. Almost.